This episode’s problem was once to painting a contestant on “The Bitchelor,” a parody of the unspeakable ABC hit. With assigned roles and a sequence of unscripted scenes, the queens’ appearing and improvisation abilities had been put to the check — muscular tissues many had been desperate to flex, apart from for Chi Chi DeVayne. “I don’t consider myself to be a comedian and an actress and all that,” she mentioned. “I’m getting so intimidated.”
Shangela, her spouse within the problem, went complete Stella Adler: “How are you going to play your character? How’s she going to talk, how’s she going to act?”
The actor Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, whose smile I’d take a midwinter travel bus for, guested because the Bachelor, sitting down with the queens in teamed pairs. BeBe began out sturdy because the Virgin, a princess direct from Africa who saved kneeling at his toes however ran out of steam speedy. Trixie, because the Fake Bitch, wrested a pair moments from Milk, who, because the Psycho Stalker, babbled and shrieked over her. (“Don’t talk over each other,” Michelle Visage had cautioned previously.) Chi Chi and Shangela, as a polyamorous lesbian couple, had been unspecific and out to sea. And because the Needy Girl, Aja whined and moaned continuously — Take it from me: neediness is continuously silent, and affected person.
I rolled my eyes when BenDeLaCreme was once assigned the Cougar, however her boozy matron, spilling a Cosmo and sliding alongside the aspect of her limo towards Mr. Bowyer-Chapman together with her skirt hiked up and crotch pixelated, made me howl. Even funnier was once Kennedy’s raunchy Party Girl, who additionally had hassle getting out of the limo, and concealed bottle provider in her padding. “We gonna make a toast to love,” she mentioned as Mr. Bowyer-Chapman disrobed for a therapeutic massage via the pool, and the digital camera swooped in for a thirsty “Planet Earth” pan of his torso. Kennedy slathered him in lotion, went in for a sloppy kiss, and, ahead of passing out under the influence of alcohol, added, “I’m a man.” (This excursion de power will have to come as no marvel; her flip as Little Richard received her Season 7’s Snatch Game.)
The runway problem, Wigs on Wigs on Wigs, was once impressed via the Season five runner-up Roxxxy Andrews’s disclose of a 2nd wig all over a lip-sync. The queens scrambled to get able, gluing down their eyebrows and predicting the ground 3. How amusing, with everybody in earshot! Tell me while you’re uninterested in this, however on the display with the newbie British bakers, if any individual has time beyond regulation — say they’ve gotten their bread dough within the proving drawer early, or their 3D gingerbread tale didn’t cave in — they’ll assist different bakers, glaze issues, get issues from the refrigerator for them.
On the runway, BeBe, Shangela and Trixie had been secure. In the ground: Aja, whose three-wigged Kawaii glance was once the most efficient of the evening however didn’t redeem her failed Needy Girl efficiency; mod-clad Milk, deservedly dragged for her one-note Psycho (if best they’d observed the workroom pictures); and Chi Chi, beautiful at the runway however overshadowed within the problem. “I’m so sorry,” Chi Chi tearfully instructed the judges, admitting the opposite queens’ abilities made her query her price.
“Chi Chi, you’re worth it,” the visitor pass judgement on and pop-up lifestyles trainer Constance Zimmer mentioned.
The most sensible two? BenDeLaCreme, for the 3rd week in a row, and Kennedy, who introduced behind the curtain that she would forgo one-on-one appeals and come to a decision who to do away with on her personal phrases. BenDeLaCreme nonetheless saved place of business hours, even though. Aja stopped via, figuring out complete smartly she wasn’t going house — 3 wigs. Chi Chi shuffled over resignedly, as did Milk, who whispered, “The judges actually want me to continue in this.” (What a call: Chi Chi, a field of doggies, and Milk, a parking price ticket.)
A gradual, inhabited lip-sync to Lorde’s “Green Light” received Kennedy the episode, and she or he eradicated Milk, who proved you'll be able to move giant and move house.
Will Chi Chi overcome her self-doubt? Will Trixie escape from the pack? Would Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman like to fulfill a in point of fact needy woman? Until subsequent week.